Privacy

Your photos never leave your computer.

Stupid Satellites is a local image editor. It collects nothing, sends nothing, and needs no account.

Data we collect

None. The app has no analytics, no telemetry, no crash reporting, and no sign-in. It makes no network requests during normal use.

Your images

Photos you open are read and processed entirely on your own device and written back only where you choose to save them. They are never uploaded, transmitted, or shared with us or anyone else. We never see them.

Files the app writes

Only the cleaned image you save, at the location you pick (or, in the Lightroom “Edit In” flow, back over the file Lightroom handed it). The app keeps no hidden logs, caches, or history of your files.

Third parties

There are none. No SDKs, no ad networks, no cloud services. The website you are reading is a static page with no trackers.

Changes

If this ever changes, it will be reflected here before any new version ships. Questions? Get in touch.

Last updated: July 2026.